A Brief Introduction to this Guide

Is it a military summons? Or is it a ‘Back to School’ schedule? Did your entire unit die, and you’re the only one left on a desert island? Or are you at school, struggling to find friends, getting bad grades and always the first one to be eliminated in dodgeball? Well, fear not, you are holding the most essential and accurate guide for your problems whether you’re on a desert island, a rainforest filled with every kind of horror that may exist, or just in school. You’re probably thinking, “What? How can school be compared with the wilderness?

It’s harmless!” You’re not wrong. But after less than two minutes of investigating, I have learned that there are many similarities. And besides, you never know, you might be a lost soldier someday, so you better follow these rules and practice them during your time as a student. Trust me. School is a complete battlefield. Only the fittest (or the most strategizing ones) survive (maybe). But this ultimate guide will teach you how to survive anything. From lions to teachers, from hunger to bullies, from the wicked and cruel wilderness to school. Have a great (I mean serious) time reading this guide.

Nguyen Khang Thinh